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Monday Musings: Come On Irene Edition

August 29, 2011 by Jon

Happy to announce that this morning’s musings are coming to you live from the Danbury Fair Mall in Danbury, CT. It looks like this in fact the last bastion of electricity in Fairfield County after Hurricane/tropical storm Irene sunk her teeth into the area. Not to complain however because by comparison, it seems we in Connecticut got off easy. The poor people of Brattleboro and White River Junction Vermont, not to mention several counties in northern New Jersey, will be dealing with severe river flooding for the next few days. My dad up in New Hampshire sent me an amazing video from Quechee, VT that shows an old covered bridge being completely swept away by a surging river. You have to hope that the majority of homes and businesses in the area, like the good folks at Simon Pearce, are able to survive the storm with minimal damage.

Until electricity is restored here in Southern New England, people just need to chill out and let the power company do their job. It’s a small inconvenience by comparison and heading into Irene, we all thought it was going to be much worse. I can live with my next door neighbor running his generator through the night, even though the thing is so loud it sounds like the famous squash courts at the University of Chicago. I half expect Dr. Robert Oppenheimer, head of the Manhattan Project, to emerge from the shrubbery and announce: “Mr. President, we have our bomb!” But I digress…

A Quick Trip Around the Bases

1B – My heart goes out to the family of Mike Flanagan, who took his own life early last week outside his rural Baltimore, MD home. Flanagan, a New Hampshire native and Baltimore Orioles great, meant a lot to Birds fans, including my dad. In 1979, the year I was born, Flanagan had perhaps his best season in the bigs, eventually going on to win the AL Cy Young award. To this day, my father can remember rocking me to sleep after a midnight feeding while listening to Flanagan take the mound for the Orioles during a west coast swing.

Lots of folks, friends of Flanagan and sports blogs included, immediately weighed in on what could have caused the happy go lucky southpaw to take his own life. In my opinion, at this point it is careless and insensitive to speculate why Flanagan would commit suicide. What’s important now is for fans to remember the person/player that Flanagan was and

2B – Oh and would the New York Yankees just please stop complaining about all the rainouts and rescheduled games . Orioles manager Buck Showalter took the Bronx Bombers to task by saying that now is not the time to complain about having to play a makeup game on September 8th, a scheduled off day for the Yankees, especially when the entire Baltimore community is busy grieving after the loss of Mike Flanagan. Showalter went on to say that if roles were reversed and a Yankee great had passed away, New York would certainly expect the same common courtesy from the Orioles.

3B – Heck with MLB baseball testing players for HGH, how about they start checking for pedialytes? Due to the incredibly high heat in the Arlington Texas area, Rangers starting pitchers have begun mainlining baby supplements before scheduled starts to avoid dehydration. I don’t know about you but I can’t trust any athlete who hooks into an IV before competing. How do I know whether or not there isn’t some sort of illegal substance in that Gatorade frappe? Pretty soon the television cameras will be able to pick up track marks on the Rangers pitchers.

HR – And speaking of Texas, they are currently embroiled in a race to the finish with the Los Angeles Angels for the AL West crown. With the majority of playoff frontrunners already separating themselves from the rest, baseball fans aren’t going to have many division races to follow this fall. Beyond the AL and NL West, and possibly the AL Central, it looks like the we already have a fairly clear picture of the 2011 postseason.

view from Camden Yards courtesy of @adamjschmidt

View My Seats – The Podcast

August 25, 2011 by Jon

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Just Another Typical, Run of the Mill NFL Preview: AFC West

August 24, 2011 by Jon

Before we start our AFC West preview, just a few quick words on Tim Tebow, the new 4th string quarterback for the Denver Broncos. Let me preface these words with a quick disclaimer, I’m not a Tebow hater. Never have been. Always thought, given the right system, that he had a chance to be a productive player in this league…as a FB or TE. And sorry if this upsets “the flock” but he can be just as inspirational lining up in a three point stance next to the right tackle as he can under center. Tebow doesn’t need to be a QB in order to head butt offensive linemen or wear a microphone for NFL films. The endorsements will keep rolling in as well because he remains a charismatic person, just ask @darrenrovell. But it’s time to move on. In the immortal words of Humphrey Bogart: we’ll always have the Houston Texans game.

AFC West

Champs: San Diego Chargers – How many children does Philip Rivers have now? I think it’s like 6. 6 kids is an amazing accomplishment. I have only one and every night when he falls asleep it feels like Bastille Day/Mardi Gras rolled into one. Rivers must have an amazing support system at home. Either that or he ignores his brood like they are a gaggle of oncoming linebackers.

On Deck: K.C. Chiefs – I’m not totally sold on the Chiefs run in 2010 and have very little to say about their chances in 2011. I will however bring into question the marketing choices made by Matt Cassel. K Swiss is no Fila. In fairness, when you’re the QB of the Kansas City Chiefs your options are sometimes limited to Arthur Bryant’s BBQ and Bazookas.

Limbo: Oakland Raiders – I like Jason Campbell, always have. In fact, to show my love and affection I’m planning on overpaying for the QB when we hold our fantasy auction draft next week. And I understand nobody cares about my fantasy football league. Talking about your fantasy football league is the equivalent of your parents trip to Belize or the birth of a second child.

Chumps: Denver Broncos – I’m only going to say it once: Denver needs to go back to their old uniforms. I have such fond memories of the light blue and orange and I use to love watching Broncos games from Mile High Stadium. Usually those games were on NBC with Dick Enberg and Merlin Olsen calling the action. Now the Broncos are stuck w/ Invesco Field and the D squad announcing team of Spero Dedes and Solomon Wilcots.

Fantasy Sleepers: Jason Campbell (QB – Oakland), Willis McGahee (RB – Denver), Steve Breaston (WR – Kansas City),

Ready for Primetime Games: 9/12 Oakland @ Denver, 10/31 San Diego @ Kansas City, 11/17 NY Jets @ Denver, 11/21 Kansas City @ New England, 11/27 Pittsburgh @ Kansas City, 12/5 San Diego @ Jacksonville, 12/18 Baltimore @ San Diego

view from Denver Broncos camp courtesy of @Jyz77

The Replacements: Coming Soon to a Warehouse Near You

August 23, 2011 by Jon

The Baltimore Orioles are headed nowhere fast and it has finally come to a point in the season where the team must consider making a few drastic changes in order to satisfy the desires of their fans and give promise to a brighter tomorrow. And while most teams in MLB will use September to call up their top prospects from the minor league, the Orioles may want to think about charting an entirely different course. Attendance at Camden Yards is down and will remain low even if the Blake Davis/Josh Bell platoon at 3B produces results. No, what Baltimore needs to do is ask the actors who played famous baseball players in the movies to reprise their roles for the Orioles over the final month of the season. This got me thinking, who would I rather have on the field: current Oriole or famous Hollywood character.

SP – Jeremy Guthrie or Nuke Laloosh from Bull Durham – Guthrie is a relative beacon of consistency for a historically overmatched Orioles pitching staff while Laloosh is a mercurial talent whose unorthodox delivery will not translate well to the big leagues unless he’s accompanied by trusted catcher Crash Davis. Advantage: Guthrie

Catcher: Matt Wieters or Jake Taylor from Major League – Love the savvy veteran leadership of Taylor, and remember, the guy was playing on two flat tires when he beat out that game winning bunt single against the Yankees. Wieters is certainly no “Mauer with power” but his defense has been outstanding all year. Advantage: Wieters

First Base: Chris Davis or Jack Elliot from Mr. Baseball – Davis was brought to Baltimore with the promise of adding some punch to a lineup in desperate need of a power hitting first baseman but has ended up convalescing with Dr. Lewis Yocum while they attempt to figure out the best way to reapir his injured shoulder. All Jack Elliot did was pave the way for other Americans like Karl “Tuffy” Rhodes and Bobby Valentine, to star in the Japanese baseball league . Advantage: Elliot

Second Base: Robert Andino or Jose from Bull Durham – Well, seeing as how Jose played nearly an entire season for the Bulls with a cursed glove, it’ll be hard not to go with Andino even though he remains a far cry from a healthy Brian Roberts. Speaking of BRob, what are the chances we ever see him again? Next season maybe? Advantage: Andino

Shortstop: JJ Hardy or Tanner from The Bad News Bears – As far as I can tell, JJ Hardy is not a misogynistic, racist which is much more than can be said for Tanner the pint sized blonde. In fairness, he does stick up for teammate Lupus in that critical scene where a couple of Yankees players start bullying the smallest kid in the playground. Sound familiar? Advantage: Hardy

Third Base: Mark Reynolds or Roger Dorn from Major League: Two very similar defensive players who have each perfected the ole defensive maneuver. Unfortunately, I have yet to see Orioles manager Buck Showalter come out and urinate on Reynolds contract. Adding to this is the fact that Dorn looks like a terrible hitter, not even close to matching the prodigeous pwer of Reynolds. Advantage: Reynolds

OF: Nolan Reimold or Mae Mordabito from A League of Their Own: “All the Way” Mae had plenty of speed and defense, two things alluding Reimold. With Mae we’re also talking Madonna in her prime, which for younger fans under the age of 25 must seem completely implausible seeing as how today she looks like a wax statue from Madame Tussauds. Advantage: Mordabito

OF: Adam Jones or Kelly Leak from The Bad News Bears: Kelly Leak had all the talent in the world but unfortunately we are also talking about a 12 year old chain smoker who probably won’t exist in the free world much past the 8th grade. Adam Jones has a ton of natural ability too, and if the O’s don’t start winning soon, he’s going to want to catch the first flight out of here and return to the West Coast. Advantage: Jones

OF: Nick Markakis or Roy Hobbs from The Natural: Has anyone ever taken the time to extrapolate Hobbs stats from his one year with the New York Knights? Even though he didn’t play a full season – due to various setbacks including a silver bullet and Wilford Brimley – I’m still guessing he ended up hitting over 40 home runs with 120 RBI. If Markakis ever hits a ball through a Warehouse window only then will we have a debate. Advantage: Hobbs

Total: Current Orioles 6 Hollywood 3. O’s win! O’s win!

view from Target Field courtesy of @Brandi_Hagen

Just Another Typical, Run of the Mill NFL Preview: NFC West

August 22, 2011 by Jon

Before tackling the NFC West, 49ers owner Jed York went on the radio this morning out in California and basically said that the NFL needs to reconsider expanding to an 18 game regular season schedule because much of the violence in NFL stadiums can be attributed to preseason games and the type of fans that go to these games. So what Jed York is basically saying is that people who can’t afford season tickets were responsible for the violence at Candlestick Park over the weekend and people who can’t afford season tickets are also the reason the NFL should renegotiate the brand spanking new CBA. Memo to Mr. York, the middle class is dwindling and pretty soon the only people who’ll be able to afford the luxury of season tickets at 49ers games are Mark Zuckerberg and the Google guys. You might want to be careful with making too many class distinctions right now because you’re eventually going to need those beleaguered and destitute souls to fill your stadium.

And now, latest breaking news out of the Bay Area has the Raiders and Niners canceling their annual preseason scrimmage. This is certainly one way to go about it or you could just pay for more security personal to roam the parking lots before and after games. Either way is likely curb violence at the stadium and both seem like a much more practical, measured response to a real problem than potentially waging class warfare on non season ticket holders. But I digress.

NFC West

Champs: St. Louis Rams – When in doubt, go with the best QB. In this case, even though Sam Bradford is only entering his second year in the league, his repetroire of quarterbacking skills is vastly superior to Kevin Kolb, Alex Smith, and Tarvaris Jackson.

On Deck: San Francisco 49ers – What is the Bay Area press corps going to do without former head coach Mike Singletary. His post game press conferences were comedy gold. Jim Harbaugh has some pretty big shoes to fill when it comes to creating the perfect sound bite. Coach Harbaugh may also want to consider taking a few snaps behind center as well.

Limbo: Arizona Cardinals – Larry Fitzgerald is a nice receiver and all but, that’s a lot of pesos! 120 million for 8 years, how is the team going to afford paying their other players? What happens if the Kevin Kolb experiment doesn’t work out? Then what? Kurt Warner is back to bagging groceries and Matt Leinart is blissfully content backing up Matt Schaub in Houston. Guess you could check in on the whereabouts of Neil Lomax.

Chumps: Seattle Seahawks – At what point during the Tarvaris Jackson experiment do you think Pete Carroll will look over at his offensive coordinator and say: “Holy s*^#! I didn’t think he was this bad. Quick, tell Clipboard Jesus to warm up.”

Fantasy Sleepers: Lance Kendricks (TE – STL Rams), Sam Bradford (QB – STL Rams), Kendall Hunter* (RB – SF 49ers)

Ready for Primetime Games: 9/19 St. Louis @ NY Giants, 12/1 Philadelphia @ Seattle, 12/12 St. Louis @ Seattle

*Frank Gore is unhappy with his contract and always a candidate for a season ending knee injury.

view from Seahawks training camp courtesy of @T_Drovetto

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