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The Happy Traveler: Miller Park and Wisconsin

July 17, 2014 by Jon

Miller Park Milwaukee BrewersThere’s much to enjoy while traveling in Wisconsin including the people, the food and the natural beauty of a serene landscape dotted with shimmering lakes and rivers. Worth a visit if you ever find yourself journeying through the upper Midwest.

Miller Park in Milwaukee, home of the Brewers, is nice too, especially if you like baseball. The stadium has a retractable roof which finds little use during summer months but comes in quite handy during the cool, some would say cold, days of early spring.

The parking lot is littered with feelings of great joy and charcoal, hallmarks of a loyal Big Ten crowd. Cornhole, or baggo depending on your regional preference, is the game of choice and you better be careful making your way past the parked cars and tailgaters because you never know when a 2-lb bean bag will fly past your forehead.

On this particular afternoon it was Scooter Gennett bobble head day, at least for the 20K or so fans, and the Brewers faithful were genuinely excited about getting their hands on this priceless plastic memento.

For those that missed out on the promotion, team stores are conveniently located just beyond the gates and the most popular player, judging by jersey sales, remains Ryan Braun although catcher Jonathan Lucroy and outfielder Carlos Gomez provide some stiff competition.

Foam finger in hand, as you head to your seat you will pass several concessions stands all selling beer, brats, and more beer. Unsurprisingly, if you like Miller beers then you will love your time at Miller Park although Leinenkugel, a former independent now loyal Miller lieutenant, has a handful of task offerings including the Canoe Paddler. Grab one. Or two. Better to fit in with the rest of the crowd.

For the amount of drinking that takes place Miller Park remains an incredibly family friendly destination. Weekend afternoon games especially lend themselves to the younger sect and the Brewers do their best to maintain the interest of children. If the action on the field doesn’t captivate the attention of your little ones then venture to the right field concourse where games, slides and other interactive activities provide a tolerable distraction.

The Brewers are good this season and on this Sunday afternoon the stadium was full. The only fans who looked like they might be experiencing some slight discomfort were those sitting down the left field side of the stadium where the early July sun roasted the bare skinned necks and knees of thousands of sunscreen drenched people.

Community if the rule not the exception at Miller Park and nearly every break in the action comes with some sort of grass roots initiative celebrating the accomplishments of a local.

If you’re not from Wisconsin that’s ok too because regulars are more than accommodating when it comes to answering questions pertaining to the team, the town and the location of the nearest restroom.

On this day the Brewers were defeated by the Colorado Rockies 10-4 but the team remains in first place heading into the All-Star break so all is ok in Wisconsin.

Leaving the stadium is as civilized as when you walk in the only exception being the stray cans of Miller Lite. Strangely, all other brands of beer seem to be properly disposed of.

 

 

 

Behind The L Screen

April 30, 2014 by Jon

A preview of the upcoming week in baseball.

First – Robinson Cano vs. the Yankees (Tue – Thu)

He’s baaaaaaack and if the reception at The Tonight Show was any indication New Yorkers will not soon forget about being jilted at the alter by the second baseman who bolted for the greener, as in dollars, pastures of the Emerald City. And how’s that working out so far? Cano’s stats are only so-so and the Mariners are toiling away at 10-14 already 5 out in the competitive A.L. West.

Meanwhile, back in the Bronx, the sorta/kinda rebranded Yankees are off to a fast start thanks to newcomers Jacoby Ellsbury and Masahiro Tanaka. Which begs the question: is New York better off without Robinson Cano? Certainly if you were to poll Yankee fans today they would prefer the Ellsbury/Tanaka/McCann/Beltran platter over Cano. But things change and if Ellsbury goes on the DL with a hand and 4 days rest begins to wear on Tanaka then opinions will change. For now though, the Bronx isn’t burning.

But, honestly Yankee fans, why so much hate for Cano? The guy served you admirably for 9 years, barely taking a day off. So what if he didn’t always hustle down to first base? Can you really blame him for choosing more years and more money? What would you have done in his position? (Note: if you say you would take less money and less years to stay in New York because of the tradition of the Yankees then congratulations you’re a typical Yankee fan and you’re lying.)

Second – Carlos Gomez vs. The Cardinal Way (Mon – Wed)

Speaking of being misleading, The Milwaukee Brewers have the best record in baseball thanks to shamed PED myth maker Ryan Braun as well as oft-critizied outfielder Carlos Gomez, who has on several previous occasions come under attack for demonstrating what some call (see: McCann, Brian) a lack of respect for the game.

St. Louis is one of those old school franchises that prides itself on playing baseball the “right way”, the Cardinal Way, which is to say Chris Carpenter yelling at opposing hitters or the offseason signing of Jhonny Peralta, he of the 50 game Biogenesis suspension. Put simply, there isn’t a single MLB team that can be absolved of all wrongdoings and as this latest Pineda pine tar incident revealed, players will be allowed to bend the rules as long as they’re not overly obvious about it.

So there you have it Carlos Gomez, Amurica will only appreciate your general good will and generosity of spirit if the next time you pimp a home run you try to be less “flashy”* about it.

(*Flashy is a code word for hispanic because we all know that baseball fans, especially older folks and Mike Francesa callers, respond differently depending on who is doing the celebrating.)

Third – Charlie Blackmon vs. the New York Mets starting pitching (Thu-Sun)

The Rockies’ Blackmon is among the NL leaders in several statistical categories including average, hits, runs and stolen bases while the Mets young starting pitching, and Bartolo Colon, has kept them in the conversation far beyond the predictions of most pundits.

Here’s the thing with the Mets though, they don’t hit. Like close to worst in baseball besides the Astros and we’re not even sure if Houston isn’t intentionally vying for some sort of relegation to the minors. That being said, Colorado has been known to cure the common OPS and if the Mets offensive can start putting up some representative numbers then with their excellent starting pitching who knows how long they’ll be able to hover above .500 this season. Let’s give them at least until May 1st.

Home – Bryce Harper vs thumb surgery (until at least July)

It’s a well know fact that it’s impossible to criticize a player for a lack of hustle if they slide head first. Therefore, is it fair to blame Nationals manager Matt Williams for the injury that will keep Harper out of the lineup until the summer? Given the complicated history here it’s safe to say that whenever Harper does return he’ll continue to both mesmerize and befuddle with his reckless style of play.

Past Is Present – Albert Pujols vs Eddie Murray (record books)

Now that Albert has joined the 500 home run club, time to set his sights on passing a string of Hall of Famers including the next on the list switch hitting Murray. It’s remarkable to think that it only took Pujols 14 seasons to reach this historic plateau. Less remarkable when you factor in the unavoidable taint of the steroid era. Years from now, when all those overly righteous baseball purists have gone to that Ebbets Field in the sky and a lot of the known juicers like Bonds and McGwire will be granted access to Cooperstown which it’ll make it even easier to vote for a “guilt by association” user like Albert Pujols who has never tested positive for a banned substance yet who people suspect was enhancing due to his outrageous numbers and the fact that PEDs were as much apart of baseball as sunflower seeds and groin adjustments.

Pure Fantasy – Aroldis Chapman vs. Sports Journalists (not soon enough)

When Chapman’s face heals and he’s ready to petrify hitters once again with his +100mph fastball, here’s hoping he gets a chance to face every single sports journalist who was on the clock covering the NBA back in the mid-2000s yet chose to ignore Donald Sterling’s long, public history of discrimination and ignorance. I ride with Bomani Jones on this idea that it’s very convenient to pile on the Clippers owner today after he’s caught with his depends down but where was the outrage when he and his wife were snooping door to door slinging their prejudice around L.A?

Housing discrimination does not have the same sex appeal, or page views, as a tired, old married man blathering on to his much younger mistress about not being caught in public with younger, black men but this incident is no where near as damaging to the country as the ongoing socio-economic crisis rocking our cities. When Sterling does sell the Clippers all those hundreds of millions of taxable gains should be earmarked for improving the quality of our public schools because education, not salacious headlines and internet traffic, is how you promote tolerance and equality.

 

 

 

An Ode To Opening Day

March 30, 2014 by Jon

Baseball is back, hope springs eternal.
With buntings unfurled, red white and blue waving in the wind.
America’s Pastime has returned, a nation of loyal fans rejoice.

Ballparks stand ready, having risen from their long winter slumber.
The grass freshly cut, the dirt perfectly groomed and adorned with strategically placed white lines.
Fair or foul, sports’ swiftest form of justice remains intact.

Outside the gates, people wait with pennants in tote, ticket stubs still a source of great nostalgia.
Past the turnstiles the smell of popcorn and hot dogs permeate the senses, returning all to a time long ago.
Follow the flood of fellow fans through the tunnel and out into the open air of the stadium where you’ll soon be drowned in a sea of childhood memories.

To be a kid again is the goal of so many.
Baseball is a sport that welcomes all ages to share in the creation of timeless traditions and era-less etiquette.
A simple tip of the cap and you’ll be transported back to the sandlot and a phase of life so full of hope and opportunity.

Underneath the seats, the clubhouse sits still with uniforms hanging hauntingly like ghosts waiting for their inhabitants to arrive.
From places like Florida and Arizona they come having spent months working out the kinks in the warm sun.
Grips have been shaped, swings are on plane, geometry an essential building block for success.

Preparing for this moment, when the box score matters and the standings an ultimate manifestation of a meritocracy.
Players earn their keep in this game, follow the money and you will find some of the best.
For Kershaw Cabrera and Trout this game wasn’t always about the eight figures, but love.

Love comes in all shapes and sizes including diamonds filled with routine double plays and dramatic leaps of faith.
Love is what it takes to overcome obstacles and remain disciplined, patience a precursor for prevailing throughout an unrelenting summer.
Love knows no bounds, no warning tracks or dugout railings.

Love for this game will fill stands across the country.
Fathers, sons, friends and foes will gather together to applaud their hero’s triumphant return home.
The goal remains the same. October, we can all dream.

It’s Opening Day, a day to rejoice, a day to embrace.
Watch with joy as the season unfolds and dreams come true.
Tis the season, of Baseball.

Reclaiming America’s Pastime: 140 Characters Or Less At A Time

February 18, 2014 by Jon

It’s too slow.

Only old people care.

It’s become a niche sport like hockey and soccer.

There are only two seasons: the NFL and the NFL offseason.

Baseball fans have heard it all before but with attendance on the rise and television rights continuing to skyrocket MLB is much more popular and relevant than most people realize. However, in a peaceful effort to cater to the dwindling attention spans of America, here’s a team by team preview of the upcoming 2014 season in 140 characters or less. #timesaver

NATIONAL LEAGUE

NL East

@Braves: Regular season contenders post season pretenders locked up young stars Kimbrel and Freeman in effort to retain consistency. #gonewiththewin

@Nationals: Trendy pick to win WS after disappointing ’13. New manager Matt Williams providing edge to already talented roster. #houseofstars

@Mets: Money finally spent after Madoff mess but fans still clamoring for more major market moves to pair with promising rotation. #hopeforharvey

@Phillies: They’re old and in limbo figuring out whether to compete now or later. #cheesesteakcrossroads

@Marlins: The Baby Fish are young and talented with The Defector and Giancarlo but not enough to pry fans from South Beach. #heatcheck

NL Central

@Cardinals: Midmarket models of consistency built around stable battery continue to develop and grow their own. #gatewaytosuccess

@Pirates: Regressing towards the mean following feel good season for the @TheCUTCH22 and Co. #believeinthebucos

@Reds: Playoff chances looking like Dust in the wind after disappointing 2013. #ohionotclosetokansas

@Brewers: Braun will be back and BrewCrew spent some extra offseason juice on FA pitcher Garza. #stayforthesausagerace

@Cubs: Patience running thin on Theo who brought promise of a Beantown like revival to Wrigley. #renovaterooftops

NL West

@Dodgers: Backed up bank truck for Kershaw but can’t throw more tv money at already crowded outfield. #tinseltowntipsheet

@Dbacks: Snakes are slithering their way into post season projections while skipper @23KGibby remains a man of few words. #hardaz

@SFGiants: Lincecum paid for past performance but Posey and slimed down Panda still hanging around like the morning fog. #goldengateglorydays

@Padres: Sun surf and beautiful stadium not enough to compete in uber competitive division. #mightaswelltrythefishtacos

@Rockies: Rox say they’ll hold onto talented cornerstones Tulo and CarGo but thin air has a way of changing minds. #wakenbake

AMERICAN LEAGUE

AL East

@RedSox: The reigning WS champs are real good again but will need stand out performances from stubbled faced rookies in order to repeat. #cleanshaven

@RaysBaseball: Maddon’s living in a RV this spring which is where entire franchise remains until they figure out a fair deal for Price. #bringbackthedevil

@Yankees: The Evil Empire’s back as Bombers opened their wallets to several first class flyers and prepare to bid adieu to the Captain. #sadsterling

@Orioles: The lineup around Crush Davis is stellar but rotation remains a concern even with late addition of Ubaldo Jimenez. #believeinbuck

@BlueJays: A disappointing 2013 leads to disillusionment in 2014 unless Dickey ‘s knuckler dances once again. #maybethemapleleafs

AL Central

@Tigers: Perennial powers fully stocked with MVP Miguel and ace Verlander but dugout won’t feel as filtered w/out Leyland. #badhabit

@Indians: Tito’s brought a winning ‘tude but can the Tribe pull of a rags to riches repeat in 2014 now that new car smell has worn off? #rustbelt

@Royals: Perhaps this will be the year that KC makes it all the way back to the playoffs for the first time since winning the WS in ’85. #lordesingle

@Twins: The prospects are coming soon to Target Field where they will join new 1B Joe Mauer and a revamped rotation. #shoppingatthemallofamerica

@Whitesox: Big Hurt goes into the Hall while young ace not allowed to set Sale as the revitalization on South Side continues. #disconeverdies

AL West

@Athletics: Moneyball magic continues with or without functioning toilets as this collection of no names plays for respect and a stadium. #rawsewage

@Rangers: Prince and Choo are here but Nolan Ryan is not as Ron Washington’s window of opportunity wilts under the hot Texas sun. #climatechange

@Angels:  Josh Hamilton bouncing back on the gluten while team hopes there’s enough fat left on the bone to lock up Mike Trout. #pujolsachillesheel

@Mariners: Robinson Cano left the Bronx in favor of Puget Sound now the club hopes to establish a winning identity like their neighbors. #12manenvy

@Astros: The Stros have lost over 100 games each of the past three seasons so in theory things can’t get any worse in 2014. #scientificmethod

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MLB Deadline Deals That Should Happen

July 31, 2013 by Jon

Chip Camden YardsHere it is, the last day of July, or as baseball fans call it “the final day before the MLB trade deadline when every possible deal under the sun is discussed yet very few teams end up pulling the trigging on a last minute blockbuster because they are either A) afraid to take on too much salary B) fearful of giving up the prospects or C) the Mets”. While the three way involving Peavy, Iglesias and an assortment of others (boy that doesn’t sound right) was a sexy way to get things started, I thought it would be fun to speculate on a few scenarios that, if they in fact came to fruition, could affect the push for the 2013 MLB playoffs and beyond.

1) Alex Rodriguez for Breaking Bad’s Walter White

It almost makes too much sense. Both are nearing the end of award winning careers with each having been embroiled in drug controversies for many many years. If I’m the Yankees I’d even consider throwing in GM Brian Cashman who for some time now has been acting a lot like George Costanza with the whole “if I look surly and pissed off then maybe my bosses won’t ask me to do shit”. Bottom line, a career change is in order and Cash would probably fit right in with the West Coast methamphetamine scene.

2) Cliff Lee to the Cleveland Indians for manager Terry Francona and Browns backup quarterback Jason Campbell

Everyone gets a chance to return to their roots except for Campbell, who under Eagles head coach Brian Kelly would probably have as good a chance to take regular season reps under center as either Nick Foles or the “Artist Formally Known” as Mike Vick.

3) Albert Pujols to the NY Mets for the remainder of Bobby Bonilla’s contract

Only problem is that in the NL it would be hard for Pujols to play the field with his “planting fajitas” or whatever the foot condition that he’s currently afflicted with is called. Well unless he’s like Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah, which is to say impervious to any and all pain in his lower extremities.

4) Giancarlo Stanton to Marvel Studios for the Wolverine 

Is anyone else getting sick and tired of all these summer comic book movies? At some point Hollywood is going to decide to move on to something more…original, right? Now we’ve got word that Superman and Batman are teaming up together because you know, Nolan’s Dark Knight Trilogy didn’t end things perfectly as is.

Giancarlo Stanton is tops on the list of “MLB players who could make an instant impact in the Avengers sequel”. Joss Whedon should get his tree hugging Wesleyan ass on the phone to the Marlins as soon as possible.

5) Joe Mauer to Texas A&M for quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel

Mauer was a highly toted quarterback coming out of high school and probably has a few years of eligibility left before having to return to the Twin Cities. And poor Manziel. I’m starting to feel sorry for the kid I really am. All that scrutiny and media attention at such a young age. And for what? Kid gets tossed from a frat party in Austin? So what? It would have been news if they let him stay.

You know what I’m going to do, because of all the needless rumor mongoring that devours social media today I’m closing all my accounts…after I post this piece on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

 view from Camden Yards courtesy of Chip

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